INT. KIRK’S PARENTS’ HOUSE – DAY

The family is about to have a movie session. Kirk and Marnie is discussing about their relationship in the next room.

MARNIE
I love you-

KIRK
Marnie, I love you too-

MARNIE
Umm, let me finish… I love you like I love… TV. I love you like I love pizza.

KIRK
Oh!

Kirk wished that he had a gun to blow his brains out.


Credit to Sean Anders & John Morris

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